Team Motto: Jets running backs of the world, unite!

 

Describe your team in 3 words: Plucky, underfed, rabid

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Where did your franchise get its name:"Man on Waiver Wire" is a comment on my desperate, weekly high-wire waiver act

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Bloodsport Rival:  Alvin and the Dopefucks (because he stole Kamara from me in an ego-shattering trade)

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Favorite All Time NFL Player: Barry Fucking Sanders

 

Favorite NFL Team:  An All-Star Team of Professional Sooners

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Least favorite NFL Team: Patriots

 

Proudest Bloodsport Accomplishment: Not a MO for one consecutive year. 

 

On Sunday mornings, you can find me...in Saint Lou-ay, where the fun play, ring all day (or on the couch watching EPL).

 

What is the most scared you have ever been: Skydiving. Should've never gone skydiving.

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Why Should Bloodsport Fear or Respect You: A Communist sympathizer with skydiving experience? Who should you NOT fear and respect me?

 

Bio: Born "John Clark" to a conservative family who only wanted the best for its son, John spent the first three decades of his life squandering his good fortune by quitting several jobs, living on a farm, not paying attention in law school, and buying thrift store pants. Today, he has a boring job with an education company, rarely eats vegetables, and buys pants online. Fantasy football is now his one source of adrenaline. (Well, that, and two-for-one pant sales at Banana.)

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