Team Motto: "Not just a clever name"

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Describe your team in 3 words: Hard-working.  Alpha male. Insatiable.  Merciless.  Jackhammer. 

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Where did your franchise get its name:  Wayne's World

 

Bloodsport Rival:  Trent Morrow and I have had a longstanding rivalry, however with Trent's rapid descent into MO-hood, I'm

maybe looking for a new rival.

 

Favorite All Time NFL Player:  Emmitt Smith

 

Favorite NFL Team:  Dallas Cowboys (yeah, I know.)

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Least favorite NFL Team:  I just love football so much, I can't hate a team that hits the gridiron every week and puts on a show for its fan- The Eagles.  I hate the fucking Eagles so goddamn much.

 

Proudest Bloodsport Accomplishment: Either making the postseason six years straight, or putting my balls on Ian's breakfast sandwich in Tahoe.

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On Sunday mornings, you can find me... trying to manipulate (read: drug) my kid into taking a three hour nap right as kickoffs start so I can at least watch the early games in relative

peace.

 

What is the most scared you have ever been: Pick any of the like 5 instances when my wife found porn on my phone or computer.

 

Why Should Bloodsport Fear or Respect You:  Every single year, you fucking jamokes claim I had the worst draft in the league.  It's like clockwork that every Labor Day I'm going to get chirped by some Bloodsport Dingus that I fucked up the auction.  Yet, every. single. motherfucking. year. I'm in the playoffs.  Has any other owner had a history of postseason success like me? FUCK NO.  I am a force to be reckoned with.  I am shrewd and capable and I could start a season 0-4 and still be playing in December.  So you morons had better come up with better ways to beat me, 'cause right now YOUR SHIT ISN'T WORKING.

 

Bio:

Born c. 1985
First BJ c. 2000
Bloodsport c. FOR LIFE
Dead (?)